Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Noobs

What makes Dove Club have such a bad rep.  is the over abundance of NOOBS. Oh god even writing out that word makes me wince.  We can thank them whenever someone disses our club. =/


Types of noobs:

1. Noobs who think they are the shit

Oh yes those types of noobs swear and kiss ass to the populars. And when someone disagrees with them they usually counter back with "WTF" (*shivers* Urg even thinking about it is painful). I would post a picture, but I'm sure you already know who they are.

2. Insulting noobs

They come into the club with a fake account and start 'dissing' every comment, making insulting remarks that frankly are uncalled for. Or sometimes they aren't even on a fake account. Example:




Did you believe that was funny? I'd say your humor is messed up.


3.  Noobs who threaten to report you

If something doesn't go their way they throw a fit and start to whine. And they threaten to report you or not like you anymore -_- And eventually becomes also a noob number 2.

Example conversation:

Person A: Haha lol
Noob: What does 'lol' mean
Person A: Lol
Noob: WHAT!?!
Person B: You seriously don't know what it means?
Noob: What does it mean!!!!
Person A and B: Wow...
Noob: I'ma report you!

4. N00b$ wh0 tlk lyke this bbz

Yes well we rarely see them talk like that anymore but we do see similar things:

Ex 1: YOU SUCK YOU SO STOOPID AHAHAHA
Is your caps lock broken?

Ex 2: Hi. I. Really. Like. To. Invade. Other. Clubs.
Why put so much effort in trying to type like that? It doesn't make you cool.


5. Noobs who just don't get it.

They just don't understand things. And when those types of people all come together it usually results in:
"OMG LYKE LETS INVADE OTHER CLUBZZ WE'RE SO COOL"
I don't blame them, I mean to feel 'unified' and loyal to this club is great. But it only makes DC look worse.

Peace.

1 comment:

  1. Damn. I thought Emilee and I had the first DCBlog.
    But your's is pretty chill.

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